|—||Franz Kafka (via yaaaaar)|
*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
|—||Coco Chanel (via felicefawn)|
“what music do you like?”
TH ….UM .. . (SHUFFLES AROUND IN POCKET AND RETRIEVES A 10 MILE LONG LIST) UUH. .. . (STUTTERING) THT… TT..HE…..UUU H…..
|—||Unknown (via drapetomania)|