me when something is wild: this is wild
Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me: *sips drink*
Me:
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions