Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me: *sips drink*
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now


a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions


no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/


*swerves out of my lane 100+ times a day*

*sees someone swerving out of their lane*

wtf say in ur lane!

friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen
me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately